They say it's your birthday

This past Tuesday was my birthday. I didn't get a present from you. It must've gotten lost in the mail, so you should look into that or send it again. I'll wait.

I see Google still hasn't learned my birthday. Now it's acting like it doesn't know me. I'm not David Barbarini. My quest to get Google to learn my birthday has failed. I didn't even get famous either. Doing nothing didn't work again.