This is an insert for a pool table that turns it into table golf. I don't know how to play table golf but I have two theories. The first theory is that you play just like regular pool except you try to hit it in the golf holes. Here's my much more entertaining theory:
Yeah like I'd imagine you have a tiny bag of tiny golf clubs and one of your hands is the caddie and the other hand is the player, and the caddie passes a club to the player, and you swing the club in your index finger and thumb.
That's funny that I'm quoting myself. I can't think of any better way to tell you about it though. After actually reading that page, it looks like my first theory was closer to being true. Oh well.
Googling "tiny golf clubs" brought up this page about golf trophies which gave me a great idea on how to get the clubs so you can play my version of table golf. That page says:
Some of the trophies are large and fragile. Please be extremely careful when transporting them. If moving them via a car it will be a very good idea to remove the tiny golf clubs from any figurine, and tape (masking tape) to the base of the trophy so as not to misplace it.
So what you have to do is get really good at golf and win a trophy that has a tiny golf club on it. Then you can use that tiny golf club for my version of table golf, which I'm going to call "pico golf" because it's like tiny mini golf. It'll be all the rage soon.
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